Help us draft our Peoples Manifesto?

Welcome to the Parasite Party.

A warm welcome one and all. We are a fresh new political party and we are looking to draft a new ‘Peoples Manifesto’. We’re calling it the Peoples Manifesto because we want you to think it’s come from the good people of this fine upstanding country.

Will you help us draft our manifesto?

We need your help to give us some policy ideas, but we think we’ll have a good chance of getting into power if we come up with the same policies you already have now, after all, who wants change?

Example Policies

To get you started we have drafted a few policies below but if you have any more policies you’d like us to consider, please do leave a comment below. If it’s a good idea we’ll probably ignore it, but have a try anyway!

Fake Democracy

Vote for the Parasite Party and we promise you that you can have one vote every 5 years and it doesn’t matter what we promised you in our manifesto, you can shove it if you think we are going to keep our promises. Apart from this one. And maybe some of the others. Who cares, once you have voted for us you will be able to do sod all about it for 5 years.

Throw Away Your Money

We promise that if we get in to power, we’ll continue to spend your money on unwanted projects such as HS2 or Nuclear Power that will benefit a small section of society and allow large corporations to pay no tax. This is much better than building any homes (see our policies on encouraging homelessness or poverty later in our manifesto). You get the gist.

 

There you have it, a couple of examples for you. Please use the comment form below to give us some more!